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Cancering 1 Star
$20.00
You know we use cancer as a verb. But honestly, it sucks and isn't recommended. The ONLY reason it got 1 instead of zero stars...
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ALL THE CANCERS
$22.00
Yes they ALL suck and yes we need to cure them ALL! Two options for you to choose from depending on your snark level for...
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Cancer Slaying Goddess
$20.00
Proclaim your status among the gods as you should! Cancer doesn't stand a chance next to your awesomeness. Available in feminine dolman style. Super soft...
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CANCER NOT COVID-19
$20.00
When you see me in my mask, it's only because I have cancer people! Calm down! I'm not contagious! PS..yes we know it's serious. ...
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Cancer Sucks But I am Fabulous
$20.00
Cancer really does suck. BIG TIME. But you sure as hell don't! Own your fabulousness in this awesome design. Digitally printed on super soft tees...
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Scanxiety
$20.00
Scanxiety...that lovely condition that happens right before scans. Can't sleep, can't stop worrying about the what ifs. Every little ache and pain is amplified. It's...
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Cancer Gave Me Scars, Side Effects and Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
$20.00
Luckily for us, one of the best unhealthy coping mechansims is copious amounts of SNARK! You know that means not everyone will get you and...
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Dear Cancer Take a Hike
$25.00
Seriously, GTFO with your bullshit! Super cool retro print with a vintage feel on soft tees and hoodies.Digitially printed with waterbased ink in house at our...
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Beautifully Twisted
$22.00
Beautifully twisted..our DNA..our sense of humor..our lives. We find beauty and joy in the craziness that is cancer and that is our gift to the...
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If I Die, You Die
$20.00
Seriously don't ever say someone 'Lost' to cancer. Because If I die, so does cancer, so it's a tie at best! Digitally printed on super...
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F*CK Cancer
$20.00
This shirt speaks for itself. There is only one obscene word in this shirt and it doesn't start with F. Digitally printed on super soft...
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Fuck Cancer Socks
$14.95
I mean these are the PERFECT socks to wear to any oncology appointment! One size fits most.
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Driveway Drinker
$20.00
Welcome to the new social normal! Driveway drinking with your friends...6 feet apart of course! Because driveway drinks are better together! Digitally printed on super...
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Cancering
$20.00
Yes, we do use cancer as a verb in our household. We know many of you do too. But the general population just doesn't get...
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