About Us

Well hello there you Snarky thing you!

We are so glad you stopped by and want to be nosy and learn about us and our Snarky selves.  Snarky Cancer was born out of our need to find humor and laughter during the shittiest of times.  You know Dickens..."It Was The Best of Times...It Was the Worst of Times".  Our version goes..."It was the Shittiest of Times...It was the Snarkiest of Times".  

Cancer has punched our family time and time again.  And time and time again, we get up, spit out a tooth, wipe the blood from our faces and say "BRING IT BITCH!  We won't stay down!"  

Here's our Snarky family: Tre, Trish and Mike in the back. 

Trishia and Tre are both survivors of multiple cancers. (Trishia breast at 21 and 22 and skin cancer and sarcoma in her 40's, Tre is a super sarcoma fighter...rhabdomyosarcoma at 2, leiomyosarcoma at 21, osteosarcoma at 22 and 24). They are genetic mutants, having Li-Fraumeni Syndrome, where their true super power IS growing tumors. Deadpool is pretty much their spirit animal. 

We truly believe laughter can get us through.  It connects us.  It heals in its own way.  Believe me there have been plenty of tears, but even through the darkest times, we still laugh. 

We hope that it helps you too.  We know that not everyone is going to get our brand of humor.  And that's okay...some people just aren't any fun no matter what.  We know cancer is serious, but we don't always have to be. 

You can read more about our cancer story in our Blog and be sure to visit our Giving Back page to learn about our charitable giving program and our Fundraising page to learn about setting up a free t-shirt fundraiser to help a cancer patient or non-profit.  

Our goal is to make cancer suck a little less, one t-shirt at a time. 

Snark on people!

Trishia & Mike, Owners

Snarky Cancer, LLC

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SIZING CHARTS

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!!  For slim fit and racer back tees, order a SIZE UP as they run small.  All of our shirts are preshrunk cotton or tri-blends, but there is chance of shrinkage when washed of up to 1/2 size, so please keep that in mind.  You can read about our exchange and return policy here

 

 Women's Curvy Fit Tee
S M L XL 2XL
Body Length 25 1/4 26 26 3/4 27 1/2 28 1/4
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 18 1/2 20 22 24 26
Body Width Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Sleeve Length 7 3/4 8 1/4 8 3/4 9 1/2 10 1/4

 

 Women's Slim Fit Tee

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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 24 3/4 25 3/8 26 26 5/8 27 1/4 27 7/8 28 1/2
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 15 1/4 16 1/4 17 1/4 18 1/4 19 3/4 21 1/4 22 3/4
Body Width Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2


 

Racerback Tanks

XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Length 27 27 1/2 28 28 1/2 29 29 1/2
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 14 15 16 17 18 19
Body Width Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2

 

 3/4 Sleeve Baseball Tee
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 28 1/4 29 1/4 30 1/4 31 1/4 32 1/4 33 1/4
Body Width 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28

 

 Unisex Tees
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Body Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 17 1/2 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28 30

Body Width Tolerance

1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2

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