Cancer Gives My Middle Finger an Erection

Snarky Cancer

Does that count as a sexual side effect?  I think it should.  The only good one.  

Digitally printed on super soft tees and tanks with waterbased ink.  Cold wash, low dry with no additives.  

     10% of sales donated to Living LFS Inc a 501 c3 dedicated to helping people with Li-Fraumeni Syndrome (a genetic cancer disorder) live better lives. 

    We print and ship IN HOUSE from our shop in Kennewick, WA. 


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    PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!!  ALL SALES ARE FINAL ON FUNDRAISER AND PRE-ORDER SHIRTS!  For slim fit and racer back tees, order a SIZE UP as they run small.  All of our shirts are preshrunk cotton or tri-blends, but there is chance of shrinkage when washed of up to 1/2 size, so please keep that in mind.   You can read about our exchange and return policy here

     Women's Slim Fit Tee

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    XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Body Length 24 3/4 25 3/8 26 26 5/8 27 1/4 27 7/8 28 1/2
    Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
    Body Width 15 1/4 16 1/4 17 1/4 18 1/4 19 3/4 21 1/4 22 3/4
    Body Width Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2


    Women's Dolman Tees

    XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Body Length 25 25 1/2 26 26 1/2 27 27 1/2 28
    Body Width 17 3/4 18 3/4 19 3/4 20 3/4 22 1/4 23 3/4 25 1/4

     

     

    Racerback Tanks

    XS S M L XL 2XL
    Body Length 27 27 1/2 28 28 1/2 29 29 1/2
    Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
    Body Width 14 15 16 17 18 19
    Body Width Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2

     

     3/4 Sleeve Baseball Tee
    XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Body Length 28 1/4 29 1/4 30 1/4 31 1/4 32 1/4 33 1/4
    Body Width 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28

     

     Unisex Tees
    XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
    Body Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
    Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
    Body Width 17 1/2 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28 30

    Body Width Tolerance

    1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2

     

     

    Youth Tees 

    S M L XL
    Chest Width 16 17 18 19
    Length 20 1/2 22 23 1/2 25
    Sizes 6-8 10-12 14-16 18-20

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