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#SENDNODES
$20.00
The exclusive Send Nodes Lymphomie shirts are here! This is brought to you by the Bad Ass Lymphomie support group. No one understands your nodes...
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$15 GRAB BAG
$15.00
ALL SALES FINAL!! Grab bags will have a minimum of 3 tees or tanks in size listed. Sizes might be jr. fit, women's fit or unisex...
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A Girl Has No Boobs~Click for all Styles
$12.00
Arya Stark may be a bad ass but she's got nothing on you Warrior! Cancer may have taken your body parts but it sure as...
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A Girl Has No Hair--Click for all Shirt Styles
$12.00
Arya Stark may be a bad ass but she's got nothing on you Warrior! Cancer may have taken your hair but it sure as hell didn't...
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All In For Annie Fundraiser Pre-Order
$20.00
What do you do with cancer? As much as I want to scream “go away cancer”, I have learned the hard way... that does not...
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ALL THE CANCERS
$22.00
Yes they ALL suck and yes we need to cure them ALL! Two options for you to choose from depending on your snark level for...
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Bad Blood
$20.00
Out with the old, in with the new! #badblood has gots to go! Part of the exclusive @thecancerpatient collection. Printed on super soft 100%...
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Be Brave Elephant Tee
$22.50
Did you know elephants rarely get cancer? Because they have 40 copies of the TP53 tumor supressor gene! It's why you'll find several elephant designs...
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Beautifully Twisted
$22.00
Beautifully twisted..our DNA..our sense of humor..our lives. We find beauty and joy in the craziness that is cancer and that is our gift to the...
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Brain Cancer Patients Kick Ass! Click for Shirt Choices
$20.00
HEADS UP! If you had your head cut open and your brain operated on...YOU ARE A BAD ASS MOFO! You really need to wear this...
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Brain Damaged Still Smarter Than You
$20.00
Yeah, you may have had chunks cut out of your brain, but you are still more intelligent than the majority of the population. Brain cancer...
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Cancer and Mornings Both Suck Mug
$14.95
Yes, we know cancer sucks more, but it's pretty damn close. At least to the night owls that work here at Snarky! There's never too...
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Cancer Gave Me Scars, Side Effects and Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
$20.00
Luckily for us, one of the best unhealthy coping mechansims is copious amounts of SNARK! You know that means not everyone will get you and...
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Cancer No Dancer Clearance $10
$10.00
Dance makes everything better. $10.00!!! ONLY $10!!! Sublimation printing on Jerzees Dri-Power Cotton Feel Tees. Women's fit runs a tad small, so order a size...
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CANCER NOT COVID-19
$15.00
When you see me in my mask, it's only because I have cancer people! Calm down! I'm not contagious! PS..yes we know it's serious. ...
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Cancer Slaying Goddess
$20.00
Proclaim your status among the gods as you should! Cancer doesn't stand a chance next to your awesomeness. Available in feminine dolman style. Super soft...
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Cancer Sucks But I am Fabulous
$20.00
Cancer really does suck. BIG TIME. But you sure as hell don't! Own your fabulousness in this awesome design. Available in the following styles: Slim Fit...
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Cancer Sucks In All Colors~Click for Choices
$25.00
There is go "good" cancer. Cancer sucks. ALL of them. This shirt spells it out. Literally. Unisex and women's v-neck printed on Allmade enviromentally friendly shirts. ...
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Cancer Sucks In Every Color 15 oz Mug
$14.95
Because there is NO such thing as 'good cancer'. They ALL suck! There's never too much coffee! Bigger size white, durable ceramic mug. High quality...
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Cancer Sucks in Every Color Water Bottle
$14.95
Because there is NO such thing as 'good cancer'. They ALL suck! Aluminum BPA Free 20 oz bottles with both sport cap and twist cap. ...
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Cancering
$20.00
Yes, we do use cancer as a verb in our household. We know many of you do too. But the general population just doesn't get...
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Cancering 1 Star
$20.00
You know we use cancer as a verb. But honestly, it sucks and isn't recommended. The ONLY reason it got 1 instead of zero stars...
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Cannabis is my Chemo
$20.00
Why you dirty hippie you! Actually we support you and all forms of meds! Puff Puff Pass! Available in unisex tee or racerback tank. ...
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Chemotional~Click for All Styles
$17.00
Yeah, chemo pretty much sucks, so it's okay to be Chemo-tional. Let everyone know how you're feeling and maybe they will bring you treats...or leave...
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Cure Dat!~Click for Styles
$20.00
Nothing much Snarky about this tee, just a purely self-serving reason as Trishia's ode to New Orleans and the docs that fixed her reconstruction. And she...
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Dear Cancer Eat Shit Mug
$14.95
Beautiful picture, beautiful saying. Total captures how we feel about cancer. There's never too much coffee! Bigger size white, durable ceramic mug. High quality sublimation...
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Dear Cancer Eat Shit Tote
$18.95
Beautiful picture, beautiful saying. Total captures how we feel about cancer. PolyLinen Tote Bag – 16" x 14.5". Natural colored polyester linen. Simple, rustic, and...
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