Products

2 Ply BACK OFF! Mask

$12.95

Hey...we seriously mean BACK OFF!  Our white blood cells may be nearly non-existent, but our attitude is still at 100%2 ply mask with filter pocket. ...

2 Ply Survivor Mask

$12.95

Survivor loud and proud!!  If you don't see a ribbon color listed that you need, PLEASE send us a message!  Non medical grade and not advertised...

2ply Funny Farm Animal Face Masks

$12.95

MOOOVE back and Don't be an ASS!  We take this stuff seriously! 3 ply mask with filter pocket.  Comes with 1 filter.Elastic ear loops with adjustment...

40 is the New F-Word Gear

$20.00

You've listened to the podcast and you love it!  Now sport it!  We may be over 40 but that F-word definitely means FIERCE AND FABULOUS when...

412Thrive Fundraiser Pre-Order

$21.00

Our mission is to help navigate a community of individuals impacted by breast cancer and genetic mutations that lead to cancer. We strive to create...

A Girl Has No Boobs~Click for all Styles

$20.00

Arya Stark may be a bad ass but she's got nothing on you Warrior!  Cancer may have taken your body parts but it sure as...

A Girl Has No Hair--Click for all Shirt Styles

$20.00

Arya Stark may be a bad ass but she's got nothing on you Warrior!  Cancer may have taken your hair but it sure as hell didn't...

Advocate Yo Self!

$21.00

You're young.  You have cancer.  People might not take you seriously.  That's when it's time to gear up with this awesome tee and GET SHIT...

ALL THE CANCERS

$22.00

Yes they ALL suck and yes we need to cure them ALL!  Two options for you to choose from depending on your snark level  for...

All the Cancers Masks

$12.95

Cure them All because they ALL suck!  You choose your snark level with your saying! 2 ply mask with filter pocket.  Comes with 2 filters. Elastic ear...

Amy's Army Be Kind Fundraiser Pre-Order

$20.00

Amy is the daughter of a dear friend, one I have known for over forty years. For his last two of his eighty-three years, Bob...

ASCF Hearts of Gold--Gold Stroll Finishers Package

$35.00

It's the official GOLD STROLL GEAR! WE WANT YOU to join us for this year’s GOLD STROLL for Childhood Cancer Awareness! Whether you run, walk,...

ASCF Hearts of Gold--GOLD STROLL MEDAL ONLY

$10.00

It's the official GOLD STROLL GEAR! WE WANT YOU to join us for this year’s GOLD STROLL for Childhood Cancer Awareness! Whether you run, walk,...

ASCF Hearts of Gold--Gold Stroll SOCKS ONLY

$10.00

It's the official GOLD STROLL GEAR! WE WANT YOU to join us for this year’s GOLD STROLL for Childhood Cancer Awareness! Whether you run, walk,...

ASCF Hearts of Gold--T-SHIRT ONLY

$20.00

It's the official GOLD STROLL GEAR! WE WANT YOU to join us for this year’s GOLD STROLL for Childhood Cancer Awareness! Whether you run, walk,...

ASH AND FEATHER Fundraiser Pre-Order

$10.00

ASH AND FEATHER PODCAST AND FUNDRAISER Your purchase supports the production of stories like Ash and Feather, which help families impacted by cancer, as well as...

Bad Blood Take 2

$21.00

You've seen thecancerpatient's original Bad Blood shirt right?  Well, here is another BAD ASS LYMPHOMIE shirt to add to your collection!  V-neck for easy port...

Bald and BadAss

$20.00

Own it QUEEN!  You know you are a badass, let the world know it too with this amazing tee by Little Sue Cards.  Super soft 100%...

Be A Cindy Lou Fundraiser for MetaVivor

$20.00

100% of breast cancer deaths occur because of metastasis, and almost 100% of people whose breast cancer has metastasized will die from it. In the...

Beautifully Twisted

$22.00

Beautifully twisted..our DNA..our sense of humor..our lives. We find beauty and joy in the craziness that is cancer and that is our gift to the...

Brain Cancer Patients Kick Ass! Click for Shirt Choices

$20.00

HEADS UP!  If you had your head cut open and your brain operated on...YOU ARE A BAD ASS MOFO!  You really need to wear this...

Cancer and Mornings Both Suck Mug

$14.95

Yes, we know cancer sucks more, but it's pretty damn close. At least to the night owls that work here at Snarky!  There's never too...

Cancer Gave Me Scars, Side Effects and Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms

$20.00

Luckily for us, one of the best unhealthy coping mechansims is copious amounts of SNARK!  You know that means not everyone will get you and...

Cancer Gives My Middle Finger an Erection

$20.00

Does that count as a sexual side effect?  I think it should.  The only good one.   Digitally printed on super soft tees and tanks with...

Cancer Muggle Bingo