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40 is the New F-Word Gear

$20.00

You've listened to the podcast and you love it!  Now sport it!  We may be over 40 but that F-word definitely means FIERCE AND FABULOUS when...

A Girl Has No Boobs~Click for all Styles

$12.00

Arya Stark may be a bad ass but she's got nothing on you Warrior!  Cancer may have taken your body parts but it sure as...

A Girl Has No Hair--Click for all Shirt Styles

$12.00

Arya Stark may be a bad ass but she's got nothing on you Warrior!  Cancer may have taken your hair but it sure as hell didn't...

ALL THE CANCERS

$22.00

Yes they ALL suck and yes we need to cure them ALL!  Two options for you to choose from depending on your snark level  for...

Bad Blood Take 2

$21.00

You've seen thecancerpatient's original Bad Blood shirt right?  Well, here is another BAD ASS LYMPHOMIE shirt to add to your collection!  V-neck for easy port...

Bald and BadAss

$20.00

Own it QUEEN!  You know you are a badass, let the world know it too with this amazing tee by Little Sue Cards.  Super soft 100%...

Beautifully Twisted

$22.00

Beautifully twisted..our DNA..our sense of humor..our lives. We find beauty and joy in the craziness that is cancer and that is our gift to the...

Brain Cancer Patients Kick Ass! Click for Shirt Choices

$20.00

HEADS UP!  If you had your head cut open and your brain operated on...YOU ARE A BAD ASS MOFO!  You really need to wear this...

Cancer and Mornings Both Suck Mug

$14.95

Yes, we know cancer sucks more, but it's pretty damn close. At least to the night owls that work here at Snarky!  There's never too...

Cancer Gave Me Scars, Side Effects and Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms

$20.00

Luckily for us, one of the best unhealthy coping mechansims is copious amounts of SNARK!  You know that means not everyone will get you and...

Cancer Muggle Bingo

$20.00

Let's All Play!  Once you are diagnosed, see how fast you can get a black out!  Those silly muggles mean well, but sometimes their advice...

Cancer No Dancer Clearance $10

$10.00

Dance makes everything better. $10.00!!!  ONLY $10!!! Sublimation printing on Jerzees Dri-Power Cotton Feel Tees.  Women's fit runs a tad small, so order a size...

CANCER NOT COVID-19

$15.00

When you see me in my mask, it's only because I have cancer people!  Calm down!  I'm not contagious!  PS..yes we know it's serious.  ...

Cancer Slaying Goddess

$20.00

Proclaim your status among the gods as you should!  Cancer doesn't stand a chance next to your awesomeness.   Available in feminine dolman style.  Super soft...

Cancer Still Sucked

$20.00

It doesn't matter the era, the time, the decade...CANCER STILL SUCKED!  Let's Jedi that bitch...may the force be with you always.  Super soft 100% cotton tees...

Cancer Sucks But I am Fabulous

$20.00

Cancer really does suck. BIG TIME. But you sure as hell don't! Own your fabulousness in this awesome design.   Available in the following styles: Slim Fit...

Cancer Sucks In All Colors~Click for Choices

$25.00

There is go "good" cancer. Cancer sucks. ALL of them. This shirt spells it out. Literally.   Unisex and women's v-neck printed on Allmade enviromentally friendly shirts. ...

Cancering

$20.00

Yes, we do use cancer as a verb in our household.  We know many of you do too.  But the general population just doesn't get...

Cancering 1 Star

$20.00

You know we use cancer as a verb.  But honestly, it sucks and isn't recommended.  The ONLY reason it got 1 instead of zero stars...

Cannabis is my Chemo

$20.00

Why you dirty hippie you!  Actually we support you and all forms of meds!  Puff Puff Pass!   Available in unisex tee or racerback tank. ...

Chemotional~Click for All Styles

$17.00

Yeah, chemo pretty much sucks, so it's okay to be Chemo-tional.  Let everyone know how you're feeling and maybe they will bring you treats...or leave...

Cure Dat!~Click for Styles

$20.00