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Shop our retail selection and feel good about it! All items are designed and screen printed by hand by our Snarky family. AND 10% of all retail sales are donated to 501(c)3 charities.
Cancering 1 Star
$20.00
You know we use cancer as a verb. But honestly, it sucks and isn't recommended. The ONLY reason it got 1 instead of zero stars...
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ALL THE CANCERS
$22.00
Yes they ALL suck and yes we need to cure them ALL! Two options for you to choose from depending on your snark level for...
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Not Dead Yet
$22.00
Getting sick of people asking how you are? THIS is the perfect response! You can add MOTHER FUCKERS after in your verbal response if you...
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Cancer Slaying Goddess
$20.00
Proclaim your status among the gods as you should! Cancer doesn't stand a chance next to your awesomeness. Available in feminine dolman style. Super soft...
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CANCER NOT COVID-19
$20.00
When you see me in my mask, it's only because I have cancer people! Calm down! I'm not contagious! PS..yes we know it's serious. ...
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Not Today Cancer Gods
$20.00
Sometimes you just have to channel your inner Arya Stark and face the Night King (aka Asshole Cancer) head on. Wear this bad ass shirt...
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Cancer Gave Me Scars, Side Effects and Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
$20.00
Luckily for us, one of the best unhealthy coping mechansims is copious amounts of SNARK! You know that means not everyone will get you and...
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Scanxiety
$20.00
Scanxiety...that lovely condition that happens right before scans. Can't sleep, can't stop worrying about the what ifs. Every little ache and pain is amplified. It's...
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Beautifully Twisted
$22.00
Beautifully twisted..our DNA..our sense of humor..our lives. We find beauty and joy in the craziness that is cancer and that is our gift to the...
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Cancer Sucks But I am Fabulous
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Cancer really does suck. BIG TIME. But you sure as hell don't! Own your fabulousness in this awesome design. Digitally printed on super soft tees...
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If I Die, You Die
$20.00
Seriously don't ever say someone 'Lost' to cancer. Because If I die, so does cancer, so it's a tie at best! Digitally printed on super...
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F*CK Cancer
$20.00
This shirt speaks for itself. There is only one obscene word in this shirt and it doesn't start with F. Digitally printed on super soft...
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Dear Cancer Take a Hike
$25.00