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Snarky Cancer is Out of this World
$24.95
Is this a little OUT THERE? Why yes it is and yes we are!Sport you love of both Snarky and Space with this amazing full...
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This Shit Sucks Socks
$14.95
Whatever is going wrong in your life, now you have the perfect socks to express how shitty it is. One size fits most.
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Fuck Cancer Socks
$14.95
I mean these are the PERFECT socks to wear to any oncology appointment! One size fits most.
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EcoFriendly Face Mask with Adjustable Nose
$14.95
These Masks are soft, comfy, have elastic that goes behind the head and an adjustable nose piece so that your glasses won't fog up! Snarky...
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3 Ply Cotton Face Mask
$8.00
3 Ply 100% cotton mask with filter pocket and earloops. Snarky Branded!These are NOT medical grade and are not advertised as such. Washable and reusable...
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Put My Wiener in Your Mouth
$20.00
It's crazier than Vegas here at the campsite! Remember though...SNITCHES GET STITCHES...so SHUT IT about what goes on! Super soft heathered tees are a retail...
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What Happens at the Campfire
$20.00
It's crazier than Vegas here at the campsite! Remember though...SNITCHES GET STITCHES...so SHUT IT about what goes on! Super soft heathered tees are a retail...
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HOLD MY BEER--Cancer Fighter
$20.00
We don't need ribbons or fan fare. Hold our beer and watch us deal with this shit. Super soft pre-shrunk heather blend (cotton/poly) tees. Our...
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SNARKGASM TEE
$20.00
Seriously, doesn't being Snarky just feel SOOO GOOD sometimes? Murder is illegal...snark is not. USE IT! 10% of gross sales donated to Living LFS, Inc...
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I RUN ON CAFFEINE
$20.00
and SARCASM and INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS! Whatever it takes to get through the day right! 10% of gross sales donated to Living LFS, Inc to help...
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SIP HAPPENS
$20.00
Listen, it's going to happen. Face it. Deal with it. And please WINE about it! 10% of gross sales donated to Living LFS,...
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Momcologist
$22.00
There is nothing she won't do for her child. Nothing. She will research for hours, drive or fly wherever, spend sleepless nights in hospitals and...
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Cancer Still Sucked
$20.00
It doesn't matter the era, the time, the decade...CANCER STILL SUCKED! Let's Jedi that bitch...may the force be with you always. Super soft 100% cotton tees...
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Driveway Drinker
$20.00
Welcome to the new social normal! Driveway drinking with your friends...6 feet apart of course! Because driveway drinks are better together! Digitally printed in house...YES...
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NaMASKE - Social Distance Appreciation
$20.00
When I see you with you mask on out in public, I acknowledge and appreciate your concern for the greater good of humanity. And my...
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FAUCI 2020
$20.00
Make America Smart Again....because science doesn't give a shit about your beliefs. Many of us in the cancer community have been following his work for years....
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This One is For Cancer
$20.00
Yep. The BIG FAT MIDDLE FINGER. Because well...FUCK CANCER..and yeah. You don't really have to say anything when you wear this shirt. 10% of...
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Welcome to the Shit Show
$15.00
Well 2020 has proven to be quite the asshole. So WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW!Virus or Toilet Paper Edition....BTW WTF is up with hoarding the...
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March Sadness Champion
$15.00
While there was March Madness, it wasn't the happy, bracket, basketball kind. This year, the corona virus took the title. Commemorate being quarantined and missing sports...
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Quarantine and Chill?
$15.00
Kinda like Netflix and Chill. Except it's medically necessary. And mandated. 10% of all sales donated to Living LFS, Inc. Super soft heathered ringspun cotton...
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CANCER NOT COVID-19
$15.00
When you see me in my mask, it's only because I have cancer people! Calm down! I'm not contagious! PS..yes we know it's serious. ...
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Snarky Beanies
$24.95
Ooo....you so fly! And Snarky! Show your Snarky pride with our awesome beanies. Choose from either super warm and fleece lined or super stylish slouch beanie....
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Snarky Distressed Baseball Hat
$24.95
Ooo....you so fly! And Snarky! Show your Snarky pride with this awesome distressed baseball cap. It's a little beat up...like us after cancer. One Size Fits All...
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Snarky Baseball Hat
$24.95
Ooo....you so fly! And Snarky! Show your Snarky pride with this awesome baseball cap. One Size Fits All with a hook and clasp closure in the back. ...
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Snarky Flat Bill Baseball Hat
$24.95
Ooo....you so fly! And Snarky! Show your Snarky pride with this awesome flat bill cap. Available in S/M an L/XL for the perfect fit.
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Cancering 1 Star
$20.00
You know we use cancer as a verb. But honestly, it sucks and isn't recommended. The ONLY reason it got 1 instead of zero stars...
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No Nips No Worries
$22.00
So you had a mastectomy? So you have no nipples. Meh. No worries in cold weather or while wearing shear shirts. No Nips..No worries! Printed...
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Not Dead Yet
$22.00
Getting sick of people asking how you are? THIS is the perfect response! You can add MOTHER FUCKERS after in your verbal response if you...
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