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Cannabis is My Chemo Unisex Shirt

$22.00

Why you dirty hippie you!  Actually we support you and all forms of meds!  Puff Puff Pass!   S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width,...

Friends More Sensitive Than Nipples Women's Fitted Tee

$22.00

Aren't you a sensitive little flower?  Snow you snark and numbness with this awesome sentiment!  This feminine cut classic tee provides a fashionably casual look....

Cancer Gave Me Scars, Side Effects and Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms

$15.00

Luckily for us, one of the best unhealthy coping mechansims is copious amounts of SNARK!  You know that means not everyone will get you and...

Cure Dat!~Click for Styles

$15.00

Nothing much Snarky about this tee, just a purely self-serving reason as Trishia's ode to New Orleans and the docs that fixed her reconstruction.  And she...

Cancer Can Kiss My Ass ---Click to See Shirt Styles

$20.00

Really it can. Unless of course it's ass cancer, then it needs to stay far away from my ass!    Available in the following styles...

Cancer Sucks But I am Fabulous

$15.00

Cancer really does suck. BIG TIME. But you sure as hell don't! Own your fabulousness in this awesome design.   Available in the following styles: Slim Fit...

A Girl Has No Hair--Click for all Shirt Styles

$15.00

Arya Stark may be a bad ass but she's got nothing on you Warrior!  Cancer may have taken your hair but it sure as hell didn't...

A Girl Has No Boobs~Click for all Styles

$20.00

Arya Stark may be a bad ass but she's got nothing on you Warrior!  Cancer may have taken your body parts but it sure as...

Friends More Sensitive Than Nipples Tank

$22.00

Aren't you a sensitive little flower?  Snow you snark and numbness with this awesome sentiment!  S M L XL 2XL Width, in 16 17 18...

Friends More Sensitive Than Nippes 3/4 Sleeve Tee

$27.50

Aren't you a sensitive little flower?  Snow you snark and numbness with this awesome sentiment!  ALSO AVAILABLE IN PINK!!!!  This loose fit long sleeve unisex...

Friends More Sensitive than Nipples Unisex Tee

$22.00

Aren't you a sensitive little flower?  Snow you snark and your numbness with this awesome saying!  Comfortable and light, this premium fitted short sleeve is...

KILLER GENES Unisex Tee

$22.00

Genetics don't scare you!  BRCA, LFS, Lynch Syndrome?  We look you in the face and laugh!  S M L XL 2XL 3XL Sleeve length, in...

Love the Shit Out of Yourself Unisex Tee

$15.00

We know that colonoscopies are a literal pain in the ass, but do you know what a bigger pain in the ass is???  COLON CANCER! ...

Snarky Cancer Unisex Logo Tee

$20.00

Show your Snarky pride with our awesome logo tee!  Snark gives cancer the finger, but you a big 'THUMBS UP' for having great taste!  S...

NamaSlay Cancer

$25.00

Seriously back off with your stories of "My aunt died of that."  We know you are trying to help but POSITIVE VIBES ONLY PEOPLE!  Get...

Cancer No Dancer Warrior Sisterhood Fundraiser Shirt

$20.00

Dance makes everything better. $10.00 from each shirt will go to the Warrior Sisterhood, a support organization that is part of the Tri-Cities Cancer Center....

You Can't Make This Up Women'sTee

$15.00