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Muggles Against Cancer

$20.00

Expelliarmus cancer!  Seriously GTFO!  Both Muggles and Wizards and Half-Bloods really don't like you! Full color print on super soft dri-fit tees in unisex or women's...

I Volunteer My Boobs as Tribute

$20.00

If it's my boobs or me, then they gotta go!  I will gladly volunteer them as tribute to the cancer gods.  Soft and comfy Bella...

She Wears Her Scars Like a Warrior~Click for All Styles

$20.00

Cancer may have left it's mark on us, permanently, in many ways, but we never back down. We never let it win. We OWN the...

Hug Me I'm Radioactive Tee

$20.00

Just because you are zapped to a crisp or carrying around some extra radiation doesn't men that you don't deserve love and hugs!  Share the...

Cancer Gave Me Scars, Side Effects and Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms

$20.00

Luckily for us, one of the best unhealthy coping mechansims is copious amounts of SNARK!  You know that means not everyone will get you and...

Cure Dat!~Click for Styles

$20.00

Nothing much Snarky about this tee, just a purely self-serving reason as Trishia's ode to New Orleans and the docs that fixed her reconstruction.  And she...

Cancer Sucks But I am Fabulous

$20.00

Cancer really does suck. BIG TIME. But you sure as hell don't! Own your fabulousness in this awesome design.   Available in the following styles: Slim Fit...

A Girl Has No Hair--Click for all Shirt Styles

$20.00

Arya Stark may be a bad ass but she's got nothing on you Warrior!  Cancer may have taken your hair but it sure as hell didn't...

A Girl Has No Boobs~Click for all Styles

$20.00

Arya Stark may be a bad ass but she's got nothing on you Warrior!  Cancer may have taken your body parts but it sure as...

Friends More Sensitive Than Nippes 3/4 Sleeve Tee

$25.00

Aren't you a sensitive little flower?  Snow you snark and numbness with this awesome sentiment!  ALSO AVAILABLE IN PINK!!!!  This loose fit long sleeve unisex...

NamaSlay Cancer

$25.00

Seriously back off with your stories of "My aunt died of that."  We know you are trying to help but POSITIVE VIBES ONLY PEOPLE!  Get...

You Can't Make This Up Women'sTee

$17.00

For real! I mean who wrote the script to this shit show? Can we get a do over please??  These shirts are nice and long...

Metallic Snarky Skull

$25.00

Show your love of Snarky Cancer and Mutant Printing..or maybe just of cool skulls...or gold print.  Whatever, but you KNOW you want it! Printed on...

Mermaid Pillow

$29.95 $44.99

Sweet and satin on one side, with a fun and sassy saying hidden under the sequins on the mermaid side!  You can spend hours petting...

Cancer Sucks In All Colors~Click for Choices

$25.00

There is go "good" cancer. Cancer sucks. ALL of them. This shirt spells it out. Literally.   Unisex and women's v-neck printed on Allmade enviromentally friendly shirts. ...

Beautifully Twisted

$30.00

Beautifully twisted..our DNA..our sense of humor..our lives. We find beauty and joy in the craziness that is cancer and that is our gift to the...

Scanxiety~Click for all styles

$20.00

Scanxiety...that lovely condition that happens right before scans. Can't sleep, can't stop worrying about the what ifs. Every little ache and pain is amplified. It's...

HOPE-CHOOSE YOUR RIBBON COLOR

$15.00

We run on hope and humor here at Snarky. Here's a shirt dedicated to hope. And because ALL cancers suck, you can pick the ribbon...

Cancer Slaying Goddess

$20.00