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No Nips No Worries
$22.00
So you had a mastectomy? So you have no nipples. Meh. No worries in cold weather or while wearing shear shirts. No Nips..No worries! Printed...
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Not Dead Yet Tee
$22.00
Getting sick of people asking how you are? THIS is the perfect response! You can add MOTHER FUCKERS after in your verbal response if you...
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Whatever Bitches
$22.95
So they tell us not to eat sugar, to eat kale, to drink alkaline water. And our response is...WHATEVER BITCHES! Super soft 100% cotton tees. ...
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ALL THE CANCERS
$22.00
Yes they ALL suck and yes we need to cure them ALL! Two options for you to choose from depending on your snark level for...
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Killer Genes
$20.00
Yep. They are mutated and deadly but that makes awesome and fabulous...so are they KILLER (scary) or KILLER (kick ass) you choose! But either way,...
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Stronger than Sarcoma
$25.00
Sarcoma is a biatch. Good thing you are a bigger and badder one! Flex your fighter power with this awesome design. $6.00 from each tee...
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Not Today Cancer Gods
$20.00
Sometimes you just have to channel your inner Arya Stark and face the Night King (aka Asshole Cancer) head on. Wear this bad ass shirt...
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I Shit Rainbows
$25.00
The perfect shirt for when the 3,712th person asks you how you are feeling. You know they mean well, but DAMN! Now you can just...
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Cannabis is my Chemo
$20.00
Why you dirty hippie you! Actually we support you and all forms of meds! Puff Puff Pass! Available in unisex tee or racerback tank. ...
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Eat Sleep Crush Cancer Repeat
$20.00
To Do List: CHECK! E'ery Day your crushing it! Soft CVC blend unisex tee looks great on everyone. $2.00 from the sale of each tee...
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I Volunteer My Boobs as Tribute
$20.00
If it's my boobs or me, then they gotta go! I will gladly volunteer them as tribute to the cancer gods. Soft and comfy Bella...
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Muggles Against Cancer
$20.00
Expelliarmus cancer! Seriously GTFO! Both Muggles and Wizards and Half-Bloods really don't like you! Full color print on super soft dri-fit tees in unisex or women's...
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Mermaid Pillow
$29.95 $44.99
Sweet and satin on one side, with a fun and sassy saying hidden under the sequins on the mermaid side! You can spend hours petting...
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MetaThriver
$20.00
Just because you have stage 4 cancer, doesn't mean it has you. You get out there and live out loud! $6.00 from each shirt sold...
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Metallic Snarky Skull
$25.00
Show your love of Snarky Cancer and Mutant Printing..or maybe just of cool skulls...or gold print. Whatever, but you KNOW you want it! Printed on...
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Cancering
$20.00
Yes, we do use cancer as a verb in our household. We know many of you do too. But the general population just doesn't get...
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Cancer Slaying Goddess
$20.00
Proclaim your status among the gods as you should! Cancer doesn't stand a chance next to your awesomeness. Available in feminine dolman style. Super soft...
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NamaSlay Cancer
$25.00
Seriously back off with your stories of "My aunt died of that." We know you are trying to help but POSITIVE VIBES ONLY PEOPLE! Get...
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FORK CANCER~Click for Styles
$25.00
Even cutlery hates cancer. Sometimes you just want to scream EFF YOU to the world, but you can't. This shirt let's you do it in...
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Cancer Sucks In All Colors~Click for Choices
$25.00
There is go "good" cancer. Cancer sucks. ALL of them. This shirt spells it out. Literally. Unisex and women's v-neck printed on Allmade enviromentally friendly shirts. ...
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Brain Damaged Still Smarter Than You
$20.00
Yeah, you may have had chunks cut out of your brain, but you are still more intelligent than the majority of the population. Brain cancer...
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Brain Cancer Patients Kick Ass! Click for Shirt Choices
$20.00
HEADS UP! If you had your head cut open and your brain operated on...YOU ARE A BAD ASS MOFO! You really need to wear this...
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HOPE-CHOOSE YOUR RIBBON COLOR
$15.00
We run on hope and humor here at Snarky. Here's a shirt dedicated to hope. And because ALL cancers suck, you can pick the ribbon...
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