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ALL THE CANCERS

$22.00

Yes they ALL suck and yes we need to cure them ALL!  Two options for you to choose from depending on your snark level  for...

Cancering 1 Star

$20.00

You know we use cancer as a verb.  But honestly, it sucks and isn't recommended.  The ONLY reason it got 1 instead of zero stars...

Not Dead Yet

$22.00

Getting sick of people asking how you are?  THIS is the perfect response!  You can add MOTHER FUCKERS after in your verbal response if you...

Cancer Slaying Goddess

$20.00

Proclaim your status among the gods as you should!  Cancer doesn't stand a chance next to your awesomeness.   Available in feminine dolman style.  Super soft...

CANCER NOT COVID-19

$20.00

When you see me in my mask, it's only because I have cancer people!  Calm down!  I'm not contagious!  PS..yes we know it's serious.  ...

Not Today Cancer Gods

$20.00

Sometimes you just have to channel your inner Arya Stark and face the Night King (aka Asshole Cancer) head on.  Wear this bad ass shirt...

Cancer Gave Me Scars, Side Effects and Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms

$20.00

Luckily for us, one of the best unhealthy coping mechansims is copious amounts of SNARK!  You know that means not everyone will get you and...

Scanxiety

$20.00

Scanxiety...that lovely condition that happens right before scans. Can't sleep, can't stop worrying about the what ifs. Every little ache and pain is amplified. It's...

Beautifully Twisted

$22.00

Beautifully twisted..our DNA..our sense of humor..our lives. We find beauty and joy in the craziness that is cancer and that is our gift to the...

If I Die, You Die

$20.00

Seriously don't ever say someone 'Lost' to cancer.  Because If I die, so does cancer, so it's a tie at best!   Digitally printed on super...

Dear Cancer Take a Hike

$25.00

Seriously, GTFO with your bullshit!  Super cool retro print with a vintage feel on soft tees and hoodies.Digitially printed with waterbased ink in house at our...

Cancer Sucks But I am Fabulous

$20.00

Cancer really does suck. BIG TIME. But you sure as hell don't! Own your fabulousness in this awesome design.   Digitally printed on super soft tees...

Driveway Drinker

$20.00

Welcome to the new social normal!  Driveway drinking with your friends...6 feet apart of course!  Because driveway drinks are better together! Digitally printed on super...

F*CK Cancer

$20.00

This shirt speaks for itself.  There is only one obscene word in this shirt and it doesn't start with F.  Digitally printed on super soft...

Mermaid Pillow

$19.95 $44.99

Sweet and satin on one side, with a fun and sassy saying hidden under the sequins on the mermaid side!  You can spend hours petting...

Momcologist

$22.00

There is nothing she won't do for her child.  Nothing.  She will research for hours, drive or fly wherever, spend sleepless nights in hospitals and...

Stronger than Sarcoma

$25.00