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Cannabis is My Chemo Unisex Shirt

$20.00

Why you dirty hippie you!  Actually we support you and all forms of meds!  Puff Puff Pass!   S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width,...

Hug Me I'm Radioactive Tee

$20.00

Just because you are zapped to a crisp or carrying around some extra radiation doesn't men that you don't deserve love and hugs!  Share the...

Friends More Sensitive Than Nipples Women's Fitted Tee

$17.00

Aren't you a sensitive little flower?  Snow you snark and numbness with this awesome sentiment!  This feminine cut classic tee provides a fashionably casual look....

Cancer Gave Me Scars, Side Effects and Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms

$20.00

Luckily for us, one of the best unhealthy coping mechansims is copious amounts of SNARK!  You know that means not everyone will get you and...

Cure Dat!~Click for Styles

$20.00

Nothing much Snarky about this tee, just a purely self-serving reason as Trishia's ode to New Orleans and the docs that fixed her reconstruction.  And she...

Cancer Sucks But I am Fabulous

$20.00

Cancer really does suck. BIG TIME. But you sure as hell don't! Own your fabulousness in this awesome design.   Available in the following styles: Slim Fit...

A Girl Has No Hair--Click for all Shirt Styles

$20.00

Arya Stark may be a bad ass but she's got nothing on you Warrior!  Cancer may have taken your hair but it sure as hell didn't...

A Girl Has No Boobs~Click for all Styles

$20.00

Arya Stark may be a bad ass but she's got nothing on you Warrior!  Cancer may have taken your body parts but it sure as...

Friends More Sensitive Than Nipples Tank

$17.00

Aren't you a sensitive little flower?  Snow you snark and numbness with this awesome sentiment!  S M L XL 2XL Width, in 16 17 18...

Friends More Sensitive Than Nippes 3/4 Sleeve Tee

$25.00

Aren't you a sensitive little flower?  Snow you snark and numbness with this awesome sentiment!  ALSO AVAILABLE IN PINK!!!!  This loose fit long sleeve unisex...

Friends More Sensitive than Nipples Unisex Tee

$17.00

Aren't you a sensitive little flower?  Snow you snark and your numbness with this awesome saying!  Comfortable and light, this premium fitted short sleeve is...

KILLER GENES Unisex Tee

$20.00

Genetics don't scare you!  BRCA, LFS, Lynch Syndrome?  We look you in the face and laugh!  S M L XL 2XL 3XL Sleeve length, in...

NamaSlay Cancer

$25.00

Seriously back off with your stories of "My aunt died of that."  We know you are trying to help but POSITIVE VIBES ONLY PEOPLE!  Get...

You Can't Make This Up Women'sTee

$17.00

For real! I mean who wrote the script to this shit show? Can we get a do over please??  These shirts are nice and long...

Metallic Snarky Skull

$25.00

Show your love of Snarky Cancer and Mutant Printing..or maybe just of cool skulls...or gold print.  Whatever, but you KNOW you want it! Printed on...

Go Gold Youth Tees

$20.00

$10.00 from the sale of each shirt will go the Children's Cancer Association and the Capes & Crowns Foundation. Both are 501c3 charities dedicated to...

Mermaid Pillow

$29.95 $44.99

Sweet and satin on one side, with a fun and sassy saying hidden under the sequins on the mermaid side!  You can spend hours petting...

She Wears Her Scars Like a Warrior~Click for All Styles

$20.00

Cancer may have left it's mark on us, permanently, in many ways, but we never back down. We never let it win. We OWN the...

Self Portrait art by Inge Vandormael Pre-Order through 10/31

$30.00