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ALL THE CANCERS

$22.00

Yes they ALL suck and yes we need to cure them ALL!  Two options for you to choose from depending on your snark level  for...

Cancer Slaying Goddess

$20.00

Proclaim your status among the gods as you should!  Cancer doesn't stand a chance next to your awesomeness.   Available in feminine dolman style.  Super soft...

Not Today Cancer Gods

$20.00

Sometimes you just have to channel your inner Arya Stark and face the Night King (aka Asshole Cancer) head on.  Wear this bad ass shirt...

CANCER NOT COVID-19

$20.00

When you see me in my mask, it's only because I have cancer people!  Calm down!  I'm not contagious!  PS..yes we know it's serious.  ...

Cancering 1 Star

$20.00

You know we use cancer as a verb.  But honestly, it sucks and isn't recommended.  The ONLY reason it got 1 instead of zero stars...

Not Dead Yet

$22.00

Getting sick of people asking how you are?  THIS is the perfect response!  You can add MOTHER FUCKERS after in your verbal response if you...

2 Ply Survivor Mask

$12.95

Survivor loud and proud!!  If you don't see a ribbon color listed that you need, PLEASE send us a message!  Non medical grade and not advertised...

Cancer Gave Me Scars, Side Effects and Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms

$20.00

Luckily for us, one of the best unhealthy coping mechansims is copious amounts of SNARK!  You know that means not everyone will get you and...

All the Cancers Masks

$12.95

Cure them All because they ALL suck!  You choose your snark level with your saying! 2 ply mask with filter pocket.  Comes with 2 filters. Elastic ear...

2 Ply BACK OFF! Mask

$12.95

Hey...we seriously mean BACK OFF!  Our white blood cells may be nearly non-existent, but our attitude is still at 100%2 ply mask with filter pocket. ...

Driveway Drinker

$20.00

Welcome to the new social normal!  Driveway drinking with your friends...6 feet apart of course!  Because driveway drinks are better together! Digitally printed on super...

Mermaid Pillow

$19.95 $44.99

Sweet and satin on one side, with a fun and sassy saying hidden under the sequins on the mermaid side!  You can spend hours petting...

Beautifully Twisted

$22.00

Beautifully twisted..our DNA..our sense of humor..our lives. We find beauty and joy in the craziness that is cancer and that is our gift to the...

Scanxiety

$20.00

Scanxiety...that lovely condition that happens right before scans. Can't sleep, can't stop worrying about the what ifs. Every little ache and pain is amplified. It's...

Eat Sleep Crush Cancer Repeat

$20.00

To Do List:  CHECK!  E'ery Day your crushing it! Digitally printed on super soft tees and tanks with waterbased ink.  Cold wash, low dry with...

NaMASKE - Social Distance Appreciation

$20.00

When I see you with you mask on out in public, I acknowledge and appreciate your concern for the greater good of humanity.  And my...

Stronger than Sarcoma

$25.00

Sarcoma is a biatch.  Good thing you are a bigger and badder one!  Flex your fighter power with this awesome design.  Digitally printed on super...

Cancer Sucks But I am Fabulous

$20.00

Cancer really does suck. BIG TIME. But you sure as hell don't! Own your fabulousness in this awesome design.   Digitally printed on super soft tees...

Cancering

$20.00

Yes, we do use cancer as a verb in our household.  We know many of you do too.  But the general population just doesn't get...

Muggles Against Cancer

$20.00

Expelliarmus cancer!  Seriously GTFO!  Both Muggles and Wizards and Half-Bloods really don't like you! Digitally printed on super soft tees and tanks with waterbased ink. ...

Killer Genes

$20.00