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Cannabis is My Chemo Unisex Shirt

$20.00

Why you dirty hippie you!  Actually we support you and all forms of meds!  Puff Puff Pass!   S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width,...

Hug Me I'm Radioactive Tee

$20.00

Just because you are zapped to a crisp or carrying around some extra radiation doesn't men that you don't deserve love and hugs!  Share the...

Friends More Sensitive Than Nipples Women's Fitted Tee

$17.00

Aren't you a sensitive little flower?  Snow you snark and numbness with this awesome sentiment!  This feminine cut classic tee provides a fashionably casual look....

Cancer Gave Me Scars, Side Effects and Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms

$20.00

Luckily for us, one of the best unhealthy coping mechansims is copious amounts of SNARK!  You know that means not everyone will get you and...

Cure Dat!~Click for Styles

$20.00

Nothing much Snarky about this tee, just a purely self-serving reason as Trishia's ode to New Orleans and the docs that fixed her reconstruction.  And she...

Cancer Sucks But I am Fabulous

$20.00

Cancer really does suck. BIG TIME. But you sure as hell don't! Own your fabulousness in this awesome design.   Available in the following styles: Slim Fit...

A Girl Has No Hair--Click for all Shirt Styles

$20.00

Arya Stark may be a bad ass but she's got nothing on you Warrior!  Cancer may have taken your hair but it sure as hell didn't...

A Girl Has No Boobs~Click for all Styles

$20.00

Arya Stark may be a bad ass but she's got nothing on you Warrior!  Cancer may have taken your body parts but it sure as...

Friends More Sensitive Than Nipples Tank

$17.00

Aren't you a sensitive little flower?  Snow you snark and numbness with this awesome sentiment!  S M L XL 2XL Width, in 16 17 18...

Friends More Sensitive Than Nippes 3/4 Sleeve Tee

$25.00

Aren't you a sensitive little flower?  Snow you snark and numbness with this awesome sentiment!  ALSO AVAILABLE IN PINK!!!!  This loose fit long sleeve unisex...

Friends More Sensitive than Nipples Unisex Tee

$17.00

Aren't you a sensitive little flower?  Snow you snark and your numbness with this awesome saying!  Comfortable and light, this premium fitted short sleeve is...

KILLER GENES Unisex Tee

$20.00

Genetics don't scare you!  BRCA, LFS, Lynch Syndrome?  We look you in the face and laugh!  S M L XL 2XL 3XL Sleeve length, in...

NamaSlay Cancer

$25.00

Seriously back off with your stories of "My aunt died of that."  We know you are trying to help but POSITIVE VIBES ONLY PEOPLE!  Get...

Cancering - Click for Styles

$20.00

Yes, we do use cancer as a verb in our household.  We know many of you do too.  But the general population just doesn't get...

Cancer No Dancer Warrior Sisterhood Fundraiser Shirt

$20.00

Dance makes everything better. $10.00 from each shirt will go to the Warrior Sisterhood, a support organization that is part of the Tri-Cities Cancer Center....

Cancer Slaying Goddess~Click for Choices

$20.00

Proclaim your status among the gods as you should!  Cancer doesn't stand a chance next to your awesomeness.   Available in unisex tee or femine dolman...

You Can't Make This Up Women'sTee

$17.00

For real! I mean who wrote the script to this shit show? Can we get a do over please??  These shirts are nice and long...

Metallic Snarky Skull

$25.00

Show your love of Snarky Cancer and Mutant Printing..or maybe just of cool skulls...or gold print.  Whatever, but you KNOW you want it! Printed on...

Go Gold Youth Tees

$20.00

$10.00 from the sale of each shirt will go the Children's Cancer Association and the Capes & Crowns Foundation. Both are 501c3 charities dedicated to...

Mermaid Pillow

$29.95 $44.99

Sweet and satin on one side, with a fun and sassy saying hidden under the sequins on the mermaid side!  You can spend hours petting...

She Wears Her Scars Like a Warrior~Click for All Styles

$20.00