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All the Cancers Masks

$12.95

Cure them All because they ALL suck!  You choose your snark level with your saying! 2 ply mask with filter pocket.  Comes with 2 filters. Elastic ear...

2ply Funny Farm Animal Face Masks

$12.95

MOOOVE back and Don't be an ASS!  We take this stuff seriously! 3 ply mask with filter pocket.  Comes with 1 filter.Elastic ear loops with adjustment...

2 Ply BACK OFF! Mask

$12.95

Hey...we seriously mean BACK OFF!  Our white blood cells may be nearly non-existent, but our attitude is still at 100%2 ply mask with filter pocket. ...

RACISM IS A CANCER 100% PROCEEDS DONATED

$20.00

Systemic racism is a cancer that has been eating away at this country for hundreds of years.   Our country is at a crossroads.  It's time...

Snarky Cancer is Out of this World

$24.95

Is this a little OUT THERE?  Why yes it is and yes we are!Sport you love of both Snarky and Space with this amazing full...

2 Ply Survivor Mask

$12.95

Survivor loud and proud!!  If you don't see a ribbon color listed that you need, PLEASE send us a message!  Non medical grade and not advertised...

Put My Wiener in Your Mouth

$20.00

It's crazier than Vegas here at the campsite!  Remember though...SNITCHES GET STITCHES...so SHUT IT about what goes on!   Super soft heathered tees are a retail...

What Happens at the Campfire

$20.00

It's crazier than Vegas here at the campsite!  Remember though...SNITCHES GET STITCHES...so SHUT IT about what goes on!   Super soft heathered tees are a retail...

HOLD MY BEER--Cancer Fighter

$20.00

We don't need ribbons or fan fare.  Hold our beer and watch us deal with this shit.   Digitally printed on super soft tees and tanks...

SNARKGASM TEE

$20.00

Seriously, doesn't being Snarky just feel SOOO GOOD sometimes?  Murder is illegal...snark is not. USE IT!    10% of gross sales donated to Living LFS, Inc...

I RUN ON CAFFEINE

$20.00

and SARCASM and INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS!  Whatever it takes to get through the day right!   Digitally printed on super soft tees and tanks with waterbased ink. ...

SIP HAPPENS

$20.00

Listen, it's going to happen.  Face it.  Deal with it.  And please WINE about it!       Digitally printed on super soft tees and tanks...

Momcologist

$22.00

There is nothing she won't do for her child.  Nothing.  She will research for hours, drive or fly wherever, spend sleepless nights in hospitals and...

Cancer Still Sucked

$20.00

It doesn't matter the era, the time, the decade...CANCER STILL SUCKED!  Let's Jedi that bitch...may the force be with you always.   Digitally printed on super...

Driveway Drinker

$20.00

Welcome to the new social normal!  Driveway drinking with your friends...6 feet apart of course!  Because driveway drinks are better together! Digitally printed on super...

NaMASKE - Social Distance Appreciation

$20.00

When I see you with you mask on out in public, I acknowledge and appreciate your concern for the greater good of humanity.  And my...

FAUCI 2020

$20.00

Make America Smart Again....because science doesn't give a shit about your beliefs.  Many of us in the cancer community have been following his work for years....

This One is For Cancer

$20.00

Yep.  The BIG FAT MIDDLE FINGER.  Because well...FUCK CANCER..and yeah.  You don't really have to say anything when you wear this shirt.   Digitally printed on...

Welcome to the Shit Show

$15.00

Well 2020 has proven to be quite the asshole.   So WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW!Virus or Toilet Paper Edition....BTW  WTF is up with hoarding the...

Quarantine and Chill?

$15.00

Kinda like Netflix and Chill.  Except it's medically necessary.  And mandated.  10% of all sales donated to Living LFS, Inc.    Super soft heathered  ringspun cotton...

CANCER NOT COVID-19

$20.00

When you see me in my mask, it's only because I have cancer people!  Calm down!  I'm not contagious!  PS..yes we know it's serious.  ...

Snarky Beanies

$24.95