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ALL THE CANCERS

$22.00

Yes they ALL suck and yes we need to cure them ALL!  Two options for you to choose from depending on your snark level  for...

Be A Cindy Lou Fundraiser for MetaVivor

$20.00

100% of breast cancer deaths occur because of metastasis, and almost 100% of people whose breast cancer has metastasized will die from it. In the...

Beautifully Twisted

$22.00

Beautifully twisted..our DNA..our sense of humor..our lives. We find beauty and joy in the craziness that is cancer and that is our gift to the...

Brain Cancer Patients Kick Ass! Click for Shirt Choices

$20.00

HEADS UP!  If you had your head cut open and your brain operated on...YOU ARE A BAD ASS MOFO!  You really need to wear this...

Cancer and Mornings Both Suck Mug

$14.95

Yes, we know cancer sucks more, but it's pretty damn close. At least to the night owls that work here at Snarky!  There's never too...

Cancer Gave Me Scars, Side Effects and Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms

$20.00

Luckily for us, one of the best unhealthy coping mechansims is copious amounts of SNARK!  You know that means not everyone will get you and...

Cancer Gives My Middle Finger an Erection

$20.00

Does that count as a sexual side effect?  I think it should.  The only good one.   Digitally printed on super soft tees and tanks with...

CANCER NOT COVID-19

$20.00

When you see me in my mask, it's only because I have cancer people!  Calm down!  I'm not contagious!  PS..yes we know it's serious.  ...

Cancer Slaying Goddess

$20.00

Proclaim your status among the gods as you should!  Cancer doesn't stand a chance next to your awesomeness.   Available in feminine dolman style.  Super soft...

Cancer Still Sucked

$20.00

It doesn't matter the era, the time, the decade...CANCER STILL SUCKED!  Let's Jedi that bitch...may the force be with you always.   Digitally printed on super...

Cancer Sucks But I am Fabulous

$20.00

Cancer really does suck. BIG TIME. But you sure as hell don't! Own your fabulousness in this awesome design.   Digitally printed on super soft tees...

Cancer Sucks In All Colors~Click for Choices

$25.00

There is go "good" cancer. Cancer sucks. ALL of them. This shirt spells it out. Literally.   Digitally printed on super soft tees and tanks with waterbased...

Cancering

$20.00

Yes, we do use cancer as a verb in our household.  We know many of you do too.  But the general population just doesn't get...

Cancering 1 Star

$20.00

You know we use cancer as a verb.  But honestly, it sucks and isn't recommended.  The ONLY reason it got 1 instead of zero stars...

Cannabis is my Chemo

$20.00

Why you dirty hippie you!  Actually we support you and all forms of meds!  Puff Puff Pass!   Digitally printed on super soft tees and...

Chemotional~Click for All Styles

$17.00

Yeah, chemo pretty much sucks, so it's okay to be Chemo-tional.  Let everyone know how you're feeling and maybe they will bring you treats...or leave...

Dead Inside

$20.00

Oh they holidays.  They REALLY bring me to life...or not.   All tees are unisex fix unless otherwise specified.  Digitally printed on super soft tees and hoodies...

Dear Cancer Take a Hike

$25.00

Seriously, GTFO with your bullshit!  Super cool retro print with a vintage feel on soft tees and hoodies.Digitially printed with waterbased ink in house at our...

Driveway Drinker

$20.00

Welcome to the new social normal!  Driveway drinking with your friends...6 feet apart of course!  Because driveway drinks are better together! Digitally printed on super...

Eat Sleep Crush Cancer Repeat

$20.00