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ALL THE CANCERS

$22.00

Yes they ALL suck and yes we need to cure them ALL!  Two options for you to choose from depending on your snark level  for...

Cancering 1 Star

$20.00

You know we use cancer as a verb.  But honestly, it sucks and isn't recommended.  The ONLY reason it got 1 instead of zero stars...

Cancer Slaying Goddess

$20.00

Proclaim your status among the gods as you should!  Cancer doesn't stand a chance next to your awesomeness.   Available in feminine dolman style.  Super soft...

CANCER NOT COVID-19

$20.00

When you see me in my mask, it's only because I have cancer people!  Calm down!  I'm not contagious!  PS..yes we know it's serious.  ...

Cancer Gave Me Scars, Side Effects and Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms

$20.00

Luckily for us, one of the best unhealthy coping mechansims is copious amounts of SNARK!  You know that means not everyone will get you and...

Beautifully Twisted

$22.00

Beautifully twisted..our DNA..our sense of humor..our lives. We find beauty and joy in the craziness that is cancer and that is our gift to the...

Scanxiety

$20.00

Scanxiety...that lovely condition that happens right before scans. Can't sleep, can't stop worrying about the what ifs. Every little ache and pain is amplified. It's...

Driveway Drinker

$20.00

Welcome to the new social normal!  Driveway drinking with your friends...6 feet apart of course!  Because driveway drinks are better together! Digitally printed on super...

Cancer Sucks But I am Fabulous

$20.00

Cancer really does suck. BIG TIME. But you sure as hell don't! Own your fabulousness in this awesome design.   Digitally printed on super soft tees...

F*CK Cancer

$20.00

This shirt speaks for itself.  There is only one obscene word in this shirt and it doesn't start with F.  Digitally printed on super soft...

Dear Cancer Take a Hike

$25.00

Seriously, GTFO with your bullshit!  Super cool retro print with a vintage feel on soft tees and hoodies.Digitially printed with waterbased ink in house at our...

If I Die, You Die

$20.00

Seriously don't ever say someone 'Lost' to cancer.  Because If I die, so does cancer, so it's a tie at best!   Digitally printed on super...

Eat Sleep Crush Cancer Repeat

$20.00

To Do List:  CHECK!  E'ery Day your crushing it! Digitally printed on super soft tees and tanks with waterbased ink.  Cold wash, low dry with...

Cancering

$20.00

Yes, we do use cancer as a verb in our household.  We know many of you do too.  But the general population just doesn't get...

Killer Genes

$20.00