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Be Brave Elephant Tee

$22.50

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Did you know elephants rarely get cancer?  Because they have 40 copies of the TP53 tumor supressor gene!  It's why you'll find several elephant designs...

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Cancer Sucks in Every Color Water Bottle

$14.95

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Because there is NO such thing as 'good cancer'.  They ALL suck!  Aluminum BPA Free 20 oz bottles with both sport cap and twist cap. ...

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Dear Cancer Eat Shit Mug

$14.95

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Beautiful picture, beautiful saying.  Total captures how we feel about cancer. There's never too much coffee! Bigger size white, durable ceramic mug. High quality sublimation...

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Dear Cancer Eat Shit Tote

$18.95

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Beautiful picture, beautiful saying.  Total captures how we feel about cancer. PolyLinen Tote Bag – 16" x 14.5". Natural colored polyester linen. Simple, rustic, and...

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Dear Cancer Take a Hike

$25.00

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Seriously, GTFO with your bullshit!  Super cool retro print with a vintage feel on soft tees and hoodies.Digitially printed with waterbased ink in house at our...

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Fork Cancer Canvas Tote

$14.95

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12.0 oz., 100% cotton canvas Reinforced bottom 26" webbed handles Size: 14 3/4" H x 14 3/4" W x 5" D

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Fork Cancer Water Bottle

$14.95

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Even cutlery hates cancer. Sometimes you just want to scream EFF YOU to the world, but you can't.  But you can sip out of this...

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Fuck Cancer Mug

$14.95

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Giving Cancer the Finger..It's What We Do!  You can too, each and every morning with this awesome mug.  There's never too much coffee! Bigger size...

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Holiday Coffee Mugs

$14.95

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Our mugs are BIG...15 oz!  Because anything smaller is just an insult to coffee!  100% dishwasher safe! 

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HUG ME I'm Radioactive Mug

$14.95

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Seriously, a little radiation won't hurt you...come closer...a little closer!   There's never too much coffee! Bigger size white, durable ceramic mug. High quality sublimation printing...

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Mermaid Pillow

$19.95 $44.99

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Sweet and satin on one side, with a fun and sassy saying hidden under the sequins on the mermaid side!  You can spend hours petting...

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MUTANT POWER $10 Flash Sale

$20.00

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So yeah, our power might be growing tumors, but that power also means we are bad ass, strong and reslient.  Show you mutant pride with...

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Snarky Gift Card

$10.00

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HEY!  Share the Snarky Love!  Give the gift of Snark to someone you know!   Gift cards are delivered by email and contain instructions to redeem...

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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!!  ALL SALES ARE FINAL ON FUNDRAISER AND PRE-ORDER SHIRTS!  For slim fit and racer back tees, order a SIZE UP as they run small.  All of our shirts are preshrunk cotton or tri-blends, but there is chance of shrinkage when washed of up to 1/2 size, so please keep that in mind.   You can read about our exchange and return policy here. 

 Women's Slim Fit Tee

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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 24 3/4 25 3/8 26 26 5/8 27 1/4 27 7/8 28 1/2
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 15 1/4 16 1/4 17 1/4 18 1/4 19 3/4 21 1/4 22 3/4
Body Width Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2


Women's Dolman Tees

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 25 25 1/2 26 26 1/2 27 27 1/2 28
Body Width 17 3/4 18 3/4 19 3/4 20 3/4 22 1/4 23 3/4 25 1/4

 

 

Racerback Tanks

XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Length 27 27 1/2 28 28 1/2 29 29 1/2
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 14 15 16 17 18 19
Body Width Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2

 

 3/4 Sleeve Baseball Tee
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 28 1/4 29 1/4 30 1/4 31 1/4 32 1/4 33 1/4
Body Width 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28

 
 Unisex Tees
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Body Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 17 1/2 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28 30

Body Width Tolerance

 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2

 

 

Youth Tees 

S M L XL
Chest Width 16 17 18 19
Length 20 1/2 22 23 1/2 25
Sizes 6-8 10-12 14-16 18-20

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