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Cancer Sucks in Every Color Water Bottle

$14.95

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Because there is NO such thing as 'good cancer'.  They ALL suck!  Aluminum BPA Free 20 oz bottles with both sport cap and twist cap. ...

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Dear Cancer Eat Shit Mug

$14.95

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Beautiful picture, beautiful saying.  Total captures how we feel about cancer. There's never too much coffee! Bigger size white, durable ceramic mug. High quality sublimation...

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Dear Cancer Eat Shit Tote

$18.95

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Beautiful picture, beautiful saying.  Total captures how we feel about cancer. PolyLinen Tote Bag – 16" x 14.5". Natural colored polyester linen. Simple, rustic, and...

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Fork Cancer Canvas Tote

$14.95

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12.0 oz., 100% cotton canvas Reinforced bottom 26" webbed handles Size: 14 3/4" H x 14 3/4" W x 5" D

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Fork Cancer Water Bottle

$14.95

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Even cutlery hates cancer. Sometimes you just want to scream EFF YOU to the world, but you can't.  But you can sip out of this...

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Mermaid Pillow

$29.95 $44.99

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Sweet and satin on one side, with a fun and sassy saying hidden under the sequins on the mermaid side!  You can spend hours petting...

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MUTANT POWER $10 Flash Sale

$20.00

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So yeah, our power might be growing tumors, but that power also means we are bad ass, strong and reslient.  Show you mutant pride with...

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SIZING CHARTS

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!!  For slim fit and racer back tees, order a SIZE UP as they run small.  All of our shirts are preshrunk cotton or tri-blends, but there is chance of shrinkage when washed of up to 1/2 size, so please keep that in mind.  You can read about our exchange and return policy here. 

 

 Women's Curvy Fit Tee
S M L XL 2XL
Body Length 25 1/4 26 26 3/4 27 1/2 28 1/4
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 18 1/2 20 22 24 26
Body Width Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Sleeve Length 7 3/4 8 1/4 8 3/4 9 1/2 10 1/4

 

 Women's Slim Fit Tee

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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 24 3/4 25 3/8 26 26 5/8 27 1/4 27 7/8 28 1/2
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 15 1/4 16 1/4 17 1/4 18 1/4 19 3/4 21 1/4 22 3/4
Body Width Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2


 

Racerback Tanks

XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Length 27 27 1/2 28 28 1/2 29 29 1/2
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 14 15 16 17 18 19
Body Width Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2

 

 3/4 Sleeve Baseball Tee
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 28 1/4 29 1/4 30 1/4 31 1/4 32 1/4 33 1/4
Body Width 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28

 
 Unisex Tees
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Body Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 17 1/2 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28 30

Body Width Tolerance

 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2

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