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ALL THE CANCERS

$22.00

Yes they ALL suck and yes we need to cure them ALL!  Two options for you to choose from depending on your snark level  for...

Cancer Gives My Middle Finger an Erection

$20.00

Does that count as a sexual side effect?  I think it should.  The only good one.   Digitally printed on super soft tees and tanks with...

Cancer Slaying Goddess

$20.00

Proclaim your status among the gods as you should!  Cancer doesn't stand a chance next to your awesomeness.   Available in feminine dolman style.  Super soft...

Cancer Sucks In All Colors~Click for Choices

$25.00

There is go "good" cancer. Cancer sucks. ALL of them. This shirt spells it out. Literally.   Digitally printed on super soft tees and tanks with waterbased...

Cancering

$20.00

Yes, we do use cancer as a verb in our household.  We know many of you do too.  But the general population just doesn't get...

Cancering 1 Star

$20.00

You know we use cancer as a verb.  But honestly, it sucks and isn't recommended.  The ONLY reason it got 1 instead of zero stars...

F*CK Cancer

$20.00

This shirt speaks for itself.  There is only one obscene word in this shirt and it doesn't start with F.  Digitally printed on super soft...

FORK CANCER

$25.00

Even cutlery hates cancer. Sometimes you just want to scream EFF YOU to the world, but you can't.  This shirt let's you do it in...

HOLD MY BEER--Cancer Fighter

$20.00

We don't need ribbons or fan fare.  Hold our beer and watch us deal with this shit.   Digitally printed on super soft tees and tanks...

Hug Me I'm Radioactive Tee

$20.00

Just because you are zapped to a crisp or carrying around some extra radiation doesn't men that you don't deserve love and hugs!  Share the...

If I Die, You Die

$20.00

Seriously don't ever say someone 'Lost' to cancer.  Because If I die, so does cancer, so it's a tie at best!   Digitally printed on super...

Mermaid Pillow

$19.95 $44.99

Sweet and satin on one side, with a fun and sassy saying hidden under the sequins on the mermaid side!  You can spend hours petting...

Not Today Cancer Gods

$20.00

Sometimes you just have to channel your inner Arya Stark and face the Night King (aka Asshole Cancer) head on.  Wear this bad ass shirt...

Scanxiety

$20.00

Scanxiety...that lovely condition that happens right before scans. Can't sleep, can't stop worrying about the what ifs. Every little ache and pain is amplified. It's...

Snarky Snowflake Design--F Cancer

$20.00