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ALL THE CANCERS

$22.00

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Yes they ALL suck and yes we need to cure them ALL!  Two options for you to choose from depending on your snark level  for...

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Cancer Slaying Goddess

$20.00

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Proclaim your status among the gods as you should!  Cancer doesn't stand a chance next to your awesomeness.   Available in feminine dolman style.  Super soft...

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Cancer Sucks In All Colors~Click for Choices

$25.00

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There is go "good" cancer. Cancer sucks. ALL of them. This shirt spells it out. Literally.   Digitally printed on super soft tees and tanks with waterbased...

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Cancering

$20.00

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Yes, we do use cancer as a verb in our household.  We know many of you do too.  But the general population just doesn't get...

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Cancering 1 Star

$20.00

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You know we use cancer as a verb.  But honestly, it sucks and isn't recommended.  The ONLY reason it got 1 instead of zero stars...

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F*CK Cancer

$20.00

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This shirt speaks for itself.  There is only one obscene word in this shirt and it doesn't start with F.  Digitally printed on super soft...

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FORK CANCER

$25.00

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Even cutlery hates cancer. Sometimes you just want to scream EFF YOU to the world, but you can't.  This shirt let's you do it in...

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HOLD MY BEER--Cancer Fighter

$20.00

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We don't need ribbons or fan fare.  Hold our beer and watch us deal with this shit.   Digitally printed on super soft tees and tanks...

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Hug Me I'm Radioactive Tee

$20.00

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Just because you are zapped to a crisp or carrying around some extra radiation doesn't men that you don't deserve love and hugs!  Share the...

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Mermaid Pillow

$19.95 $44.99

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Sweet and satin on one side, with a fun and sassy saying hidden under the sequins on the mermaid side!  You can spend hours petting...

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MUTANT POWER $10 Flash Sale

$20.00

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So yeah, our power might be growing tumors, but that power also means we are bad ass, strong and reslient.  Show you mutant pride with...

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Not Today Cancer Gods

$20.00

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Sometimes you just have to channel your inner Arya Stark and face the Night King (aka Asshole Cancer) head on.  Wear this bad ass shirt...

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Scanxiety

$20.00

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Scanxiety...that lovely condition that happens right before scans. Can't sleep, can't stop worrying about the what ifs. Every little ache and pain is amplified. It's...

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Snowstorms ain’t Sh** Tee

$20.00

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Snomaggedon can't scare you after facing the big C!   Super soft cotton/poly blend you will love to wear.  Women's run small. A portion of of...

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To Everyone on the Outside, METS is Just a Baseball Team

$25.00

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Either you get this or you don't.  But if you are on our site..pretty sure you get this.   $6.00 from the sale of this tee...

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SIZING CHARTS

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!!  ALL SALES ARE FINAL ON FUNDRAISER AND PRE-ORDER SHIRTS!  For slim fit and racer back tees, order a SIZE UP as they run small.  All of our shirts are preshrunk cotton or tri-blends, but there is chance of shrinkage when washed of up to 1/2 size, so please keep that in mind.   You can read about our exchange and return policy here. 

 Women's Slim Fit Tee

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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 24 3/4 25 3/8 26 26 5/8 27 1/4 27 7/8 28 1/2
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 15 1/4 16 1/4 17 1/4 18 1/4 19 3/4 21 1/4 22 3/4
Body Width Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2


Women's Dolman Tees

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 25 25 1/2 26 26 1/2 27 27 1/2 28
Body Width 17 3/4 18 3/4 19 3/4 20 3/4 22 1/4 23 3/4 25 1/4

 

 

Racerback Tanks

XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Length 27 27 1/2 28 28 1/2 29 29 1/2
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 14 15 16 17 18 19
Body Width Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2

 

 3/4 Sleeve Baseball Tee
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 28 1/4 29 1/4 30 1/4 31 1/4 32 1/4 33 1/4
Body Width 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28

 
 Unisex Tees
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Body Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 17 1/2 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28 30

Body Width Tolerance

 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2

 

 

Youth Tees 

S M L XL
Chest Width 16 17 18 19
Length 20 1/2 22 23 1/2 25
Sizes 6-8 10-12 14-16 18-20

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