Menu 0

Products

Home   Products   cancer   Page 1 of 1
 

ALL THE CANCERS

$22.00

Size Guide

Yes they ALL suck and yes we need to cure them ALL!  Two options for you to choose from depending on your snark level  for...

View full product details
 

Cancer Sucks In All Colors~Click for Choices

$25.00

Size Guide

There is go "good" cancer. Cancer sucks. ALL of them. This shirt spells it out. Literally.   Unisex and women's v-neck printed on Allmade enviromentally friendly shirts. ...

View full product details
 

Cancering

$20.00

Size Guide

Yes, we do use cancer as a verb in our household.  We know many of you do too.  But the general population just doesn't get...

View full product details

 

FORK CANCER~Click for Styles

$25.00

Size Guide

Even cutlery hates cancer. Sometimes you just want to scream EFF YOU to the world, but you can't.  This shirt let's you do it in...

View full product details
 

Hug Me I'm Radioactive Tee

$20.00

Size Guide

Just because you are zapped to a crisp or carrying around some extra radiation doesn't men that you don't deserve love and hugs!  Share the...

View full product details
 

Mermaid Pillow

$29.95 $44.99

Size Guide

Sweet and satin on one side, with a fun and sassy saying hidden under the sequins on the mermaid side!  You can spend hours petting...

View full product details

 

MUTANT POWER $10 Flash Sale

$20.00

Size Guide

So yeah, our power might be growing tumors, but that power also means we are bad ass, strong and reslient.  Show you mutant pride with...

View full product details
 

Not Today Cancer Gods

$20.00

Size Guide

Sometimes you just have to channel your inner Arya Stark and face the Night King (aka Asshole Cancer) head on.  Wear this bad ass shirt...

View full product details
 

Scanxiety~Click for all styles

$20.00

Size Guide

Scanxiety...that lovely condition that happens right before scans. Can't sleep, can't stop worrying about the what ifs. Every little ache and pain is amplified. It's...

View full product details

 

Snowstorms ain’t Sh** Tee

$20.00

Size Guide

Snomaggedon can't scare you after facing the big C!   Super soft cotton/poly blend you will love to wear.  Women's run small. A portion of of...

View full product details
 

To Everyone on the Outside, METS is Just a Baseball Team

$25.00

Size Guide

Either you get this or you don't.  But if you are on our site..pretty sure you get this.   $6.00 from the sale of this tee...

View full product details
SIZING CHARTS

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!!  ALL SALES ARE FINAL ON FUNDRAISER AND PRE-ORDER SHIRTS!  For slim fit and racer back tees, order a SIZE UP as they run small.  All of our shirts are preshrunk cotton or tri-blends, but there is chance of shrinkage when washed of up to 1/2 size, so please keep that in mind.   You can read about our exchange and return policy here. 

 Women's Slim Fit Tee

View Spec Sheet

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 24 3/4 25 3/8 26 26 5/8 27 1/4 27 7/8 28 1/2
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 15 1/4 16 1/4 17 1/4 18 1/4 19 3/4 21 1/4 22 3/4
Body Width Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2


Women's Dolman Tees

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 25 25 1/2 26 26 1/2 27 27 1/2 28
Body Width 17 3/4 18 3/4 19 3/4 20 3/4 22 1/4 23 3/4 25 1/4

 

 

Racerback Tanks

XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Length 27 27 1/2 28 28 1/2 29 29 1/2
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 14 15 16 17 18 19
Body Width Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2

 

 3/4 Sleeve Baseball Tee
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 28 1/4 29 1/4 30 1/4 31 1/4 32 1/4 33 1/4
Body Width 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28

 
 Unisex Tees
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Body Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 17 1/2 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28 30

Body Width Tolerance

 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2

 

 

Youth Tees 

S M L XL
Chest Width 16 17 18 19
Length 20 1/2 22 23 1/2 25
Sizes 6-8 10-12 14-16 18-20

Join Our Snarky Family

Subscribe to our newsletter and get exclusive discounts only available to subscribers. We promise we will send funny and relevant info and won't spam you...cuz that's annoying.