T-Shirt

A Girl Has No Boobs~Click for all Styles

$12.00

Arya Stark may be a bad ass but she's got nothing on you Warrior!  Cancer may have taken your body parts but it sure as...

A Girl Has No Hair--Click for all Shirt Styles

$20.00

Arya Stark may be a bad ass but she's got nothing on you Warrior!  Cancer may have taken your hair but it sure as hell didn't...

ALL THE CANCERS

$22.00

Yes they ALL suck and yes we need to cure them ALL!  Two options for you to choose from depending on your snark level  for...

Beautifully Twisted

$22.00

Beautifully twisted..our DNA..our sense of humor..our lives. We find beauty and joy in the craziness that is cancer and that is our gift to the...

Brain Cancer Patients Kick Ass! Click for Shirt Choices

$20.00

HEADS UP!  If you had your head cut open and your brain operated on...YOU ARE A BAD ASS MOFO!  You really need to wear this...

Cancer Gave Me Scars, Side Effects and Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms

$20.00

Luckily for us, one of the best unhealthy coping mechansims is copious amounts of SNARK!  You know that means not everyone will get you and...

CANCER NOT COVID-19

$20.00

When you see me in my mask, it's only because I have cancer people!  Calm down!  I'm not contagious!  PS..yes we know it's serious.  ...

Cancer Slaying Goddess

$20.00

Proclaim your status among the gods as you should!  Cancer doesn't stand a chance next to your awesomeness.   Available in feminine dolman style.  Super soft...

Cancer Still Sucked

$20.00

It doesn't matter the era, the time, the decade...CANCER STILL SUCKED!  Let's Jedi that bitch...may the force be with you always.   Digitally printed on super...

Cancer Sucks But I am Fabulous

$20.00

Cancer really does suck. BIG TIME. But you sure as hell don't! Own your fabulousness in this awesome design.   Digitally printed on super soft tees...

Cancering

$20.00

Yes, we do use cancer as a verb in our household.  We know many of you do too.  But the general population just doesn't get...

Cancering 1 Star

$20.00

You know we use cancer as a verb.  But honestly, it sucks and isn't recommended.  The ONLY reason it got 1 instead of zero stars...

Cannabis is my Chemo

$20.00

Why you dirty hippie you!  Actually we support you and all forms of meds!  Puff Puff Pass!   Digitally printed on super soft tees and...

Chemotional~Click for All Styles

$17.00

Yeah, chemo pretty much sucks, so it's okay to be Chemo-tional.  Let everyone know how you're feeling and maybe they will bring you treats...or leave...

Driveway Drinker

$20.00

Welcome to the new social normal!  Driveway drinking with your friends...6 feet apart of course!  Because driveway drinks are better together! Digitally printed on super...

Eat Sleep Crush Cancer Repeat

$20.00

To Do List:  CHECK!  E'ery Day your crushing it! Digitally printed on super soft tees and tanks with waterbased ink.  Cold wash, low dry with...

F*CK Cancer

$20.00

This shirt speaks for itself.  There is only one obscene word in this shirt and it doesn't start with F.  Digitally printed on super soft...

FAUCI 2020

$20.00

Make America Smart Again....because science doesn't give a shit about your beliefs.  Many of us in the cancer community have been following his work for years....

FORK CANCER

$25.00

Even cutlery hates cancer. Sometimes you just want to scream EFF YOU to the world, but you can't.  This shirt let's you do it in...

HOLD MY BEER--Cancer Fighter

$20.00

We don't need ribbons or fan fare.  Hold our beer and watch us deal with this shit.   Digitally printed on super soft tees and tanks...

HOPE-CHOOSE YOUR RIBBON COLOR

$15.00