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What happens when a Bad Ass Lymphomie and a Snarky genetic mutant collaborate?

The Cancer Patient Collection!

We all know and love this Insta phenom and we are proud to partner with him to bring his amazing designs to the masses.  

 

HOLD YOUR BREATH V-Necks

$21.00

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Breathe in....and HOLD.  Okay...you can breathe now. Do those words make your adrenals go into over drive?  If so, then you need this shirt.  #scanxiety...

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HOLD YOUR BREATH

$20.00

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Breathe in....and HOLD.  Okay...you can breathe now. Do those words make your adrenals go into over drive?  If so, then you need this shirt.  #scanxiety...

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Good Job Not Dying Tee

$20.00

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Hey!!  You are still alive!   You're such an inspiration...aka...GOOD JOB NOT DYING !!Celebrate your ability to give the cancer gods the finger in the super...

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#SENDNODES

$20.00

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The exclusive Send Nodes Lymphomie shirts are here! This is brought to you by the Bad Ass Lymphomie support group. No one understands your nodes...

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Bad Blood

$20.00

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Out with the old, in with the new!  #badblood has gots to go!    Part of the exclusive @thecancerpatient collection.  Printed on super soft 100%...

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Bad Blood Take 2

$21.00

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You've seen thecancerpatient's original Bad Blood shirt right?  Well, here is another BAD ASS LYMPHOMIE shirt to add to your collection!  V-neck for easy port...

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Cancer Muggle Bingo

$20.00

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Let's All Play!  Once you are diagnosed, see how fast you can get a black out!  Those silly muggles mean well, but sometimes their advice...

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Bald and BadAss

$20.00

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Own it QUEEN!  You know you are a badass, let the world know it too with this amazing tee by Little Sue Cards.  Super soft 100%...

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thecancerpatient FACE MASK

$12.95

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The best account on the entire internet!  Wear it on your FACE!  2 layer mask with pocket filter and elastic ear loops.  Comes with 2 filters...

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NO Thyroid, MO Problems

$20.00

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Thyroid cancer is the GOOD cancer they said.  The easier cancer they said.  UM yeah right.  Nothing like having the most important hormone regulator in...

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STABLE #chronicmetsclub

$21.00

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Christmas lights are nice and all, but not when your PET scan glows like them.  We prefer our PET Scans to be STABLE.  If we...

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Advocate Yo Self!

$21.00

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You're young.  You have cancer.  People might not take you seriously.  That's when it's time to gear up with this awesome tee and GET SHIT...

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SIZING CHARTS

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!!  ALL SALES ARE FINAL ON FUNDRAISER AND PRE-ORDER SHIRTS!  For slim fit and racer back tees, order a SIZE UP as they run small.  All of our shirts are preshrunk cotton or tri-blends, but there is chance of shrinkage when washed of up to 1/2 size, so please keep that in mind.   You can read about our exchange and return policy here. 

 Women's Slim Fit Tee

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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 24 3/4 25 3/8 26 26 5/8 27 1/4 27 7/8 28 1/2
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 15 1/4 16 1/4 17 1/4 18 1/4 19 3/4 21 1/4 22 3/4
Body Width Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2


Women's Dolman Tees

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 25 25 1/2 26 26 1/2 27 27 1/2 28
Body Width 17 3/4 18 3/4 19 3/4 20 3/4 22 1/4 23 3/4 25 1/4

 

 

Racerback Tanks

XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Length 27 27 1/2 28 28 1/2 29 29 1/2
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 14 15 16 17 18 19
Body Width Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2

 

 3/4 Sleeve Baseball Tee
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 28 1/4 29 1/4 30 1/4 31 1/4 32 1/4 33 1/4
Body Width 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28

 
 Unisex Tees
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Body Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Body Width 17 1/2 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28 30

Body Width Tolerance

 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2

 

 

Youth Tees 

S M L XL
Chest Width 16 17 18 19
Length 20 1/2 22 23 1/2 25
Sizes 6-8 10-12 14-16 18-20

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